Aug 16th 2017, vs. Yomiuri

August 16th, 2017 Yomiuri Giants 8  Tokyo Swallows 2 Streak: Lost 3    Last 5: LWLLL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) The Swallows lost another game of baseball.  

Aug 9th 2017, vs. Yokohama

August 9th, 2017 Yokohama BayStars 7 Tokyo Swallows 2 Streak: Won 1 Last 5: LLLWL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) Rookie righty Yugo Umeno made his top team starting debut, but the alas the prevailing song of 2017 remained the same as the Swallows were downed by the BayStars. The 18 year old 2016 3rd round draft […]

Aug 2nd 2017, vs. Yomiuri

August 2nd, 2017 Yomiuri Giants 10 Tokyo Swallows 4 Streak: Lost 3   Last 5: LWLLL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) FUCK. YOMIURI. Swallows Scoring: 4th: Yamasaki triple, Balentien sacfly. 6th: Yamasaki single, Balentien 2RHR (21st of the year). 8th: Sakaguchi double, Yamasaki single, Yamada RBI single. Yomiuri Scoring: WHO THE FUCK CARES Tokyo will try to avoid the sweep tomorrow […]

July 26th 2017, vs Chunichi

July 26th, 2017 Chunichi Dragons 10 Tokyo Swallows 11 Streak: Won 2   Last 5: LWLWW (Meiji Jingu Stadium) The Swallows tied the NPB record for largest come-from-behind win as they blasted their way out of a ten run hole to ultimately walk off as winners in the bottom of the 10th. Hoshi started for […]

July 19th 2017, @ Yokohama

July 19th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 3 Yokohama BayStars 5 Last 14: LLLLLLLDLLLLLL   PARTY LIKE IT’S 1970 JOY POINTS The Swallows inept offence put up three runs via three solo home runs. They didn’t create much else of note. Ishikawa did his bit. I still love him. Always will. The bullpen faltered twice late to […]

July 12th 2017, @ Yomiuri

July 12th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 3 Yomiuri Giants 8 (Tokyo Stain Dome) Last 5: LDLLL 6TH PLACE BASEBALL™   STREAK: LOST 10 JULY RECORD: W0-L10-D1 NOW: ALL-STAR BREAK THANK: FUCK

July 5th 2017, @ Chunichi

July 5th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 0 Chunichi Dragons 3 Streak: Lost 4    Last 5: WLLLL (Nagoya Dome) The Swallows’ glorious brand of 6TH PLACE BASEBALL™ was on full display as they dropped their second straight game in Nagoya. Another decent shift from Hoshi was wasted as the bats couldn’t get to Chunichi starter Jordan, […]

June 28th 2017, vs. Yomiuri (Home – Fukushima)

June 28th, 2017 Yomiuri Giants 2 Tokyo Swallows 4 Streak: Won 1    Last 5: WLLLW (Fukushima Azuma Baseball Stadium) Another promising start from Hoshi laid the foundation for a some of that oh-so elusive Swallows timely hitting, which was good enough to snap Tokyo’s losing streak at three despite some typical 2017-Swallows buffoonery. Hoshi pitched […]

June 14th 2017, vs. Tohoku

June 14th, 2017 Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles 2 Tokyo Swallows 3 Streak: Won 1  Last 5: LLWLW (Meiji Jingu Stadium) 2017 INTERLEAGUE JOY COUNT: W2-L11-D1 LAST 3: WLW JOY? INTERLEAGUE JOY POINTS Yoshinori pitched seven plucky innings of bend-not-break ball, for a final line of 7 IP | 113 NP | 3 H | 6 K | 6 BB | […]

June 7th 2017, @ Fukuoka

June 7th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 1 Fukuoka Hawks 4 Streak: All the Ls     Last 8: LLLLLDLL (Pointless Auction Non-Opening Dome) 2017 INTERLEAGUE JOY COUNT: W0-L7-D1 INTERLEAGUE JOY POINTS The Hawks runs all came via Yanagita long balls: a 3R jobbie off Ishikawa in the 3rd, and a solo shot off Naruse in the […]