Sept 13th 2017, vs. Chunichi

September 13th, 2017 Chunichi Dragons 1 Tokyo Swallows 2 Streak: Won 1         Last 5: LWLLW (Meiji Jingu Stadium) Juri Hara got his first win since mid-June as he was finally rewarded with a W for his improved recent form. Game 131 Joy Points Full disclosure: tonight was Team Tsubamegun’s annual “let’s […]

Sept 6th 2017, @ Yokohama

September 6th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 0 Yokohama BayStars 1 (Yokohama Stadium) Last 9: LLLLLLLLL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME OF BASEBALL THE SWALLOWS LOST ANOTHER GAME […]

Aug 30th 2017, @ Hanshin

August 30th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 3 Hanshin Tigers 4 Streak: Lost 3     Last 5: LWLLL (Koshien) More baseball happened involving the Swallows this evening. Lots of baseball. Erm, baseball? Game 119 Joy Points This was the road version of last Wednesday’s pitching match-up. Hara fared much better tonight, putting up his best shift […]

Aug 23rd 2017, vs. Hanshin

August 23rd, 2017 Hanshin Tigers 7 Tokyo Swallows 4 Streak: Lost 1       Last 5: LWLWL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) [INSERT PITHY INTRO HERE] Game 113 Joy Points 3 hours 45 minutes I’ll never get back. Iwata gave up 10 hits and 3 walks in his not even 5 innings of work. The Swallows […]

Aug 16th 2017, vs. Yomiuri

August 16th, 2017 Yomiuri Giants 8  Tokyo Swallows 2 Streak: Lost 3    Last 5: LWLLL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) The Swallows lost another game of baseball.  

Aug 9th 2017, vs. Yokohama

August 9th, 2017 Yokohama BayStars 7 Tokyo Swallows 2 Streak: Won 1 Last 5: LLLWL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) Rookie righty Yugo Umeno made his top team starting debut, but the alas the prevailing song of 2017 remained the same as the Swallows were downed by the BayStars. The 18 year old 2016 3rd round draft […]

Aug 2nd 2017, vs. Yomiuri

August 2nd, 2017 Yomiuri Giants 10 Tokyo Swallows 4 Streak: Lost 3   Last 5: LWLLL (Meiji Jingu Stadium) FUCK. YOMIURI. Swallows Scoring: 4th: Yamasaki triple, Balentien sacfly. 6th: Yamasaki single, Balentien 2RHR (21st of the year). 8th: Sakaguchi double, Yamasaki single, Yamada RBI single. Yomiuri Scoring: WHO THE FUCK CARES Tokyo will try to avoid the sweep tomorrow […]

July 26th 2017, vs Chunichi

July 26th, 2017 Chunichi Dragons 10 Tokyo Swallows 11 Streak: Won 2   Last 5: LWLWW (Meiji Jingu Stadium) The Swallows tied the NPB record for largest come-from-behind win as they blasted their way out of a ten run hole to ultimately walk off as winners in the bottom of the 10th. Hoshi started for […]

July 19th 2017, @ Yokohama

July 19th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 3 Yokohama BayStars 5 Last 14: LLLLLLLDLLLLLL   PARTY LIKE IT’S 1970 JOY POINTS The Swallows inept offence put up three runs via three solo home runs. They didn’t create much else of note. Ishikawa did his bit. I still love him. Always will. The bullpen faltered twice late to […]

July 12th 2017, @ Yomiuri

July 12th, 2017 Tokyo Swallows 3 Yomiuri Giants 8 (Tokyo Stain Dome) Last 5: LDLLL 6TH PLACE BASEBALL™   STREAK: LOST 10 JULY RECORD: W0-L10-D1 NOW: ALL-STAR BREAK THANK: FUCK