Well what should pop through my letter box this last weekend but a copy of the Tokyo Yakult Swallows Official goods Catalogue for this season.
In fact, it wasn’t just the one copy, but for some reason they sent me three. Maybe they’ve realised the true extent of my tat-buying tendencies and figure I can help lessen their net loss this year or something.
The contents of the catalogue are the same as the goods found online and I’ve already picked out the highlights, so it was the cover that caught my attention.
On the cover are drawings of some of the “stars” of the Tokyo team, no-doubt lovingly crafted by some part-time office intern in the yogurt research department. In the centre, is manager Takada, beaming with that inane smile of his. The kind of smile we see every game as he’s just watched his team bunt into yet another double play to end another plucky Swallows inning. In fairness to the intern, the likeness is pretty good, which is more than can be said for some of the other “stars”.
Other players featured are a rather disturbingly facially deformed Masanori Ishikawa (no.19, bottom right), and above him can be found franchise player Norichika Aoki. To the left of Aoki is veteran team captain Shinya Miyamoto, and bringing up the top left hand corner is the teenage Yoshinori.
Now, all of the players I’ve mentioned so far are ones I’d expect to be on the cover of such a publication, all of them high-profile and/or successful members of the top team. The final two players depicted however, don’t really fit that bill. To the left of Takada, in the bottom left corner, is 23-year-old pitcher Mikinori Katoh (who appears to be hanging from a tree.) A player who made only a handful of appearances in 2008 season, and not particularly successful ones at that.
But hey, he’s young, has potential (they gave him Ishii Kazuhisa’s old no.16 uniform number) and guys like that tend to be popular with the fanbase so OK, maybe it wasn’t just a mistake by the intern.
But, wait, who’s that hiding in the middle left of the picture, enjoying a Katoh Yoshinori sandwich? Why it’s none other than Tsubamegun‘s favourite player Noriyuki Shiroishi! So it must be his triple-threat (no-speed,no-power, no-skill) abilities that landed him in the picture. That or the intern has a crush on him.
Which wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, as it seems despite his continual uselessness, he remains an enduringly popular member of the organisation, usually, it has to be said, with the female fans. His shirts can regularly be seen being proudly sported around Jingu, which I guess explains why he was featured.
Except that, as far as I’m aware, no Shiroishi goods are currently being sold officially in 2009. In fact, it seems that due to small budgets for merchandising at Yakult, a mere handful of players uniforms/T-shirts can be purchased officially (see the tat post for those officially available this year). Any other players shirts have to be specially ordered/made by the fans. Which means most of the Shiroishi jerseys seen around the right-field stands have either been expensively ordered or lovingly hand stitched by his legions of fans. Which makes it all the more frightening. . .
So fair play to the man, he’s made a little go a long way, and is still making decent enough money with those limited talents.
I just wish that some more deserving players would get some shine, like for example starting pitcher Shohei Tateyama. Arguably Tokyo’s finest starter of 2008, there are still practically no goods whatsoever sold officially by the organisation bearing his name. And that’s just another example in a list of so many, of how clueless this organisation really is.
But hey, Shiroishi’s doing fine so that makes it all OK in Swallows-land.







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